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Scope Creep Humor

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Please just lighten my day with some scope creep humor, it will make my next working week much much better. We have some serious issues with this our project because of it (the project is about to be killed), so any joke will make me feel better.

I've searched the Internet and I could only find this one "Scope creep doesn't exist, but scope gallop does", or something in these lines. That's all I found.

This is the biggest problem for project managers and there's only one joke about it?
asked 6 years ago by anonymous

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We have _people_ on projects whom we refer to as "Scope Creeps"
answered 6 years ago by anonymous
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Here are some:

- A project gets late, one day at a time. (you can say this one is about scope creep)
- Quitting is the best remedy to scope creep
- Scope creeps nearly at the same time as a scapegoat is found
- A project without scope creep is like a virgin on a tropical island: They both don't exist but we try to believe they do.

PS: The last three are MY invention!
answered 6 years ago by LazyManager (750 points)

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